Alright, how was the past year in your family? Did it seem entirely positive as one might claim on social media? Packed with academic success for your offspring and wild dress-up celebrations for the parents? Maybe it felt like a sea of letdowns with only rare fun moments? Is any of this actually real, or are we all AI-generated AI slop beings with celebrity dental work?
I've corralled my thoughts for a chat, whether they wanted to or not, to reflect on the most important thing in a calendar year: which video games we were obsessed with the most. Let's get started:
Just Dance 2024
"Can’t you pick just one?"
"You can't expect my definitive list."
Meanwhile, on mobile, she's invested time in Cityscapes and "searching for decent healthcare."
"Virtually?"
"In real life."
Overwatch
"I refuse to play games on my phone." He was offended that the question was posed. Point taken.
Resident Evil Biohazard
She is trying to get into drama school, but when she stepped away from the mic, she was tackling Resident Evil. She also went on in great detail about her successes on The Sims, where the Shark has a thriving utopia with infinitely better healthcare than her big sister has in the real world.
Crash Bandicoot: It’s About Time
She started the year at sixty percent completion and ended it at eighty-two percent. She's in it for the long run not a sprint for her. Her phone game: something called Woodle, where you have to extract pins.
Minecraft
Whenever I see my adult son playing Minecraft, I set about him like a cross between a classic comedy bit. When he objects, I reply that I am behaving this way to toughen him up so he can grow up and play games for grownups. It’s a very Scottish father/son relationship.
Eldest Daughter on Just Dance 2024
There was no contest for this one. She is unstoppable. More impressive than I was at my peak gaming days in my prime.
Marvel Snap
Nothing came close to the hours I spent on this insanely well-crafted strategy wizard’s poker, with its ever-changing range of cards and game variations.
Marvel Snap
The downside about games that constantly evolve their range is you wake up one day and understand it is all just an attempt to trap you with compulsion-based microtransactions. So love turned to hate halfway through the year and it was deleted.
Doom: The Dark Ages
Stunning reinvention of a iconic franchise. Captivating atmosphere from the beginning. I wish I could deal with my issues so effectively in real life.
Blue Prince
I refuse to rush this beautiful, unique game and I just lacked the mental bandwidth to give it what it required earlier this year. With holiday guests over the festive period, I will be playing this in the late night after appropriate hospitality.
Balatro
I'm aware Balatro was 2024’s surprise hit, but I was late to it. And it is remarkable. It just gets absolutely everything right. The core concept is a brilliant concept, but the effects behind the different wild cards are so creative it has become a game I literally would play at any hour. Throw in the wittiness of the card design, and this is an absolute pinnacle of gaming. I wouldn't mind being stuck in a small space for hours just so I have an opportunity but play it.
Outer Worlds 2
I received a wave of criticism when I critiqued how a specific bug in another game soured the experience for me, but that other title is still a gargantuan gaming achievement in terms of art, sound, acting – which I valued even more after playing Outer Worlds 2. So my appreciation goes out to the reader who took the time to write in to say that my Outer Worlds 2 review was "bitter, confused resentment". I mention that as written, because I respect the passion, and she is obviously an sharp judge of character.
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Sure. Give me a brutally difficult Metroidvania-esque thing and don’t tell me guidance on what I am supposed to be doing, except "look around". What a joy. I understand that it has great art and is perfection if you are into this kind of thing, but I cannot think of a gaming experience I desire less in my adulthood. I was around back when many games were like this, and I’ve had enough. It was fine when I was a kid, but the same could be said for many outdated things.
Debate between corporate partnerships that sparked debate, and expensive game releases. Both difficult to justify and concerning.
Clair Obscur, Despelote and Bananza would all make interesting names called from the garden at bedtime.
Right Thumb Joint. Honestly. I don’t know if it’s because of console gaming or phone use, but it aches like hellfire in the mornings now. I knew I should have got my thumbs looked after back in the day.
Grand Theft Auto VI.
And it will come out in 2026, even if we have to wait patiently until the cows come home.
The Witcher 4.
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